Was it Shakespeare who once said:
Oh Baby, how thy mood swings doth amuse me! The clock doth tick but a second and thy visage hast changed. Thy sweet, kind smile doth fleet like the wind. Behold, thy frown overtakes thee like the vast sails on a great ship. Wherefore art thy grin? Yet, still, amid thy displeasure, I find thee a heavenly angel. Whether thou art happy or sad, thou art always mine.